Get on the Ain't Train!

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The Ain't Sisters are hyped up and ready! We're going places! Get on the train!!

What does it all mean????? When you subscribe, you'll get all kinds of perks that will make you the envy of the neighborhood! For right now, we're keeping it simple. There's just one tier. It's only FIVE BUCKS! And when you sign up you'll instantly have access to pre-sales for big ticketed shows, discounts on merch and tickets, first dibs on new releases, access to exclusive subscriber-only merch, and we'll make some extra special videos that only you get to see! On top of all the cool stuff, you'll also be helping to fuel this train! It may look like it's all face melting and taint shaking, but there's a lot that goes on behind the scenes and most of it costs some serious dinero. So, you'll also be added to our daily gratitude lists that we say right before bedtime.

WE LOVE YOU!!!